why don’t you agitate the contents of a barrel full of cream for a while then reach your hand inside and maybe you’ll feel butter
(via funyarinpaa)
I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”
breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby
(via bsmr261)
the world needs trans men more than it needs miserable cis women and the world needs trans women more than it needs miserable cis men and the world needs nonbinary people more than it needs miserable binary people
The world actively benefits from people living the lives they want to live.
“i’m being normal about this i promise” “i’m looking respectfully” Stop that. Go feral. Lick your phone screen. Bark at my selfies. Stop being normal and start being real.
(via lilbreedingd0ll)
the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated